February 5, 2014

Anal Warts and all!

What if the warty frog you kissed didn’t turn into a handsome prince?  In fact, what if the handsome prince that you did manage to kiss, gave YOU a wart!  EEK! I know, right! Let’s take this frightening “Fairytale” a little further: What if that prince kissed you in your “no-no-special-place” (crotch area - stay with me people!) and gave you a wart there? Proceed to placing wrist to forehead, rolling eyes into the head and crumpling into a pale heap on the floor.